do you ever stretch and just MAKE THE LOUDEST SEXUAL NOISE EVER


How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 



Don’t be upsetti, have some spaghetti


Meet Eros aka Cupid


Meet Eros aka Cupid





i took

a shower




guys what do hostages do if they have to pee really badly

like do the bad guys let you have toilet breaks or escort you to the loo

My cousin was held for 36 hours by the Gulf cartel. He said they were pretty chill about bathroom breaks.

I want more to that story

Do you ever think you'll stop drawing fanart? No offense it just seems like the kind of thing you're supposed to grow out of. I'm just curious what your plans/goals are since it isn't exactly an art form that people take seriously.


Ah, fanart. Also known as the art that girls make.

Sad, immature girls no one takes seriously. Girls who are taught that it’s shameful to be excited or passionate about anything, that it’s pathetic to gush about what attracts them, that it’s wrong to be a geek, that they should feel embarrassed about having a crush, that they’re not allowed to gaze or stare or wish or desire. Girls who need to grow out of it.

That’s the art you mean, right?

Because in my experience, when grown men make it, nobody calls it fanart. They just call it art. And everyone takes it very seriously.

because this is all about men i get what ur saying but wtf

I’m not mad at you for not giving a shit. I’m disgusted with myself for thinking you did.

(1/365) by (KJ)

because you’re constantly taught to put yourself second to everything, to blame yourself for everything. its not that the person in front of you is doing you any wrong, its that you’re taking the blame. basically, why take the blame for something you’ve not done? stand proud and important, because you is important. you is kind. you is not taking anyone’s shit anymore. stand up for yourself. faaaaaaaaaaaaawk brrrrrrap i dont know man love yourself dont let no one get away who makes you think you are less than you’re worth

i wish alex turner and lana del rey would collab, a song about a couple and they’re singing to each other, yano whaddimean

it’s be pretty cool and interesting